Carpet Company Carpet Sucks Socks

"Carpet Sucks" in jacquard text on a calf-height sock — self-awareness at skate-sock scale.

The Carpet Sucks Socks are exactly what they sound like: socks from Carpet Company that say "Carpet Sucks" on them. This kind of self-deprecating humour is the brand's strongest register — the joke works because it comes from inside the house, and the socks themselves are well-made enough to earn the purchase regardless of the text.

Jacquard text construction means the graphic is knitted into the fabric. Available in white, black, and brown — all three colourways have their argument. The white pair makes the text most readable; the brown is the most understated flex.

The socks you wear when you want the person who notices to understand exactly what kind of brand you know.

Machine wash cold with like colours. Tumble dry low or air dry flat. Do not bleach. Avoid washing with hook-and-loop (velcro) items that cause pilling.

Canada
Free tracked shipping on orders over $175 CAD.
$17 CAD flat rate on orders under $175.
Ships from Kelowna, BC in 1–2 business days.

United States
$25 CAD flat rate on all orders.
Ships in 4–8 business days.

Returns & Exchanges
Full-price: 30-day returns and exchanges (stock permitting for exchanges).
Promotional & sale: Final sale on refunds. 30-day exchanges (stock permitting).
Archive Sale: Final sale. No returns or exchanges.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags. Customer covers return shipping unless wrong item or defective.
Email info@gallerystreetwear.ca to start. Full policy: Refund Policy

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